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Macna

It's 1,078 miles for me and @ 25 mpg & $3.75 / gallon for gas it's $162 ($334 round trip). For another $100 you could fly and save yourself 4 days of travel.
 

Tazmaniancowboy

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I’ve done the calculations and you’re going to have to start at “76,932 bottles of beer on the wall,” for the song to end when you arrive in Des Moines.
LMAO....By the way isn't that how many yuenglings were left over after the meeting at mnat's last month?
 
LOL i thought we were talking about dallas. yeah -driving to Des Moines is 1100 miles for me.

take highway to I-80. Take I80 west until iowa.

Lets not forget the main positive of driving over flying though.

Point #1: No TSA.
Point #2, if the vehicle is big enough, winning any grand prize tank is just a matter of getting help from the venue to the car.
 

redfishbluefish

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I’m confused (very easy to do), does this mean you are going to drive to Des Moines singing, all 18 hours, XXXXX bottles of beer on the wall. I am the Steven Hawkins of bottles of beer on the wall, and these calculations will not fail me. Go ahead, prove me wrong. I double dog dare you!

NOTE, I do want audio proof that you sang all eighteen hours, finishing with, “One bottle of beer on the wall, one bottle of beer. Take one down, pass it around, zero bottles of beer on the wall"…….Hey we’re here!
:grin:
 
I double dog dare you!

There was a kids show not long ago (I may date myself) where the response to this would be "Physical Challenge".

The host of the show is now a producer/actor for food network. marc summers.

unless of course with the "dog" emphasis I am goign to assume you are talking trash like the kid from a christmas story in which the response is "I triple dare you"

or break etiquette and go straight for the jugular with "I TRIPLE dog dare you!"
 

redfishbluefish

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or break etiquette and go straight for the jugular with "I TRIPLE dog dare you!"


Flick: Are you kidding? Stick my tongue to that stupid pole? That's dumb!
Schwartz: That's 'cause you know it'll stick!
Flick: You're full of it!
Schwartz: Oh yeah?
Flick: Yeah!
Schwartz: Well I double-DOG-dare ya!
Ralphie as Adult: [narrating] NOW it was serious. A double-dog-dare. What else was there but a "triple dare you"? And then, the coup de grace of all dares, the sinister triple-dog-dare.
Schwartz: I TRIPLE-dog-dare ya!
Ralphie as Adult: [narrating] Schwartz created a slight breach of etiquette by skipping the triple dare and going right for the throat!


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