New Prescription Fish Tank Eliminates Need For Glasses

[radiata]

New Prescription Fish Tank Eliminates Need For Glasses While Looking At Fish:
http://www.theonion.com/content/news_briefs/new_prescription_fish_tank?utm_source=a-section

 

[redfishbluefish]

What the ........


Yea, that's great for the myopic one but what do you do when you invite your friends over to look at your tank?  Now you have to have special glasses for all the friends that come over.

And one other thing...optical glass...that needs to be ground and cost mucho dollars versus a cheap pair of glasses.  If you have to ask, you can't afford it.

If I where an eye doctor I'd have this tank in my waiting room with the greatest grind I could get. Everyone looking at the tank will think they need glasses!

 

[mnat]

Redfish, the onion is a satirical newspaper so it is made up. Very funny though, and you should check out the rest of the site.

 

[redfishbluefish]

Call me Mr. Gullible.

 

[mnat]

Call me Mr. Gullible.

Don't worry, major news sources have taken their stories as fact several times so you are not the first.