Selling my Soul

[DYIguy]

I just paid over $5 for heating oil- in January it was just over $2. my soul for eternity, my tanks, fish and corals are all for sale- my wife too- albeit she's a liability- think I'll just get a goldfish to put in the bowl I got years ago at the fair

 

[Salted]

Spring is coming. Till then we're lowering the heat and wearing sweats in the house. This is not going unnoticed.

 

[DYIguy]

Spring is coming. Till then we're lowering the heat and wearing sweats in the house. This is not going unnoticed.

I already have my thermostat set at 60- the only thing saving me is the sun- I have a lot of southern facing windows

 

[NJTaxMan]

I usually just say something slightly controversial to my wife and she warms up the entire house with all of the hot air she starts radiating. Nice and toasty!!