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  1. Paul B

    thermometer

    I use a 60 year old brass wall thermometer from a boiler in the Plaza Hotel. But I am sure you don't want to go that route. I put that brass bulb in a glass tube in the water. I can read it from across the street.
  2. Paul B

    Undergravel filter

    You could probably make one out of old 8 track tape cartridges or Barry Manilo LP record albums.
  3. Paul B

    I went to that big store

    I think they should make "Man" Stores. No females allowed. (except for Supermodels that are just there to look at) We would buy whatever we wanted and throw it in shopping carts made out of diamond plate steel. Everything should have the price on it in big numbers written in a wide magic marker...
  4. Paul B

    I went to that big store

    Nice story that I can relate to Mark. I don't have an X wife, still have the same one going on 42 years I think. I also have that nice blue store here but I have to pass 6 or 7 of the other ones to get there as they are much closer. But if I have the time, I always go there. Just so much...
  5. Paul B

    Tank birthday and I'm a Geezer

    Today I did something with my tank that I rarely do. I took some water to get tested for calcium and alkinity. I did that because many times people ask me those readings and al I can do is stutter and make up a story. But today I had it tested and the calcium is like 525, which is a little...
  6. Paul B

    I went to that big store

    I am glad you enjoyed it. I try to remember mundane things that happen so I can post them because not much exciting stuff happens in my tank. The fish wake up, they eat, they poop and they sleep. Not much going on there. My wasp story was my favorite and I still read it occasionally. I also...
  7. Paul B

    I went to that big store

    So yesterday I go to that big store where everyone goes for lumber, doors etc. I don't want to mention their name. I bought one of those new LED outside light fixtures for my deck. Very cool looking fixture. The price was listed as $29.00. So I bring it up to the front and the Lady rings it...
  8. Paul B

    Undergravel filter

    Why am I the only one who uses a reverse undergravel filter? Am I Bad? Dance
  9. Paul B

    Old Fart Pride

    You may be correct about respecting Veterans now more than the last 30 years. Now, if I wear my Veterans hat I get a lot of people thanking me. I recently went into a restaurant and I had a Viet Nam Vet hat on and the waitress thanked me and told me that most of the people just don't get it or...
  10. Paul B

    How to wash a cat

    How to Wash a Cat 1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1 oz. of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl. 2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom. 3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close the lids. You may need to stand on the top...
  11. Paul B

    Old Fart Pride

    I also think this is a lost generation. Some of these "kids" do surprise me and have respect but very few of them know how or why they have the freedom to do what they do. Almost none of them know, or care, how many good people died so they can walk around and tweet their friends. I am not...
  12. Paul B

    Old Fart Pride

    OLD FART PRIDE I'm passing this on as I did not want to be the only 'old fart' receiving it. Actually, it's not a bad thing to be called, as you will see. •Old Farts are easy to spot at sporting events; during the playing of the National Anthem, Old Farts remove their caps and stand at...
  13. Paul B

    Tank birthday and I'm a Geezer

    Yes she is, Thank you.
  14. Paul B

    Tank birthday and I'm a Geezer

    I am to busy this week but soon I want to replace those staghorns. The rest of my montipora's are fine and in a few months I am sure they will re grow over the dead part. Only part of one died, I am not quite sure why. The other corals look fine, even better than they did. I am also not sure...
  15. Paul B

    Tank birthday and I'm a Geezer

    While I was trying to grow hair, I built a large pipe filled with gravel that the water slowly went through. I added Vodka to it every day to grow bacteria and the Vodka was supposed to be used up in the pipe but I think I overdosed it. I first noticed a large (14") sponge died but I didn't...
  16. Paul B

    Tank birthday and I'm a Geezer

    One of my experiments didn't go as I planned and I lost some nice, very old corals. I hope the rest don't croak but it is what it is and even a bad experiment teaches us something. My tank is and always has been an experiment and was never meant to be a part of my house decoration. Most of my...
  17. Paul B

    Tank birthday and I'm a Geezer

    He is pissed and I am surprised he didn't break his jaw trying to eat the worms through the plastic. I always feed him before I fill that thing with worms, but he is a hog and can't leave it alone.
  18. Paul B

    Tank birthday and I'm a Geezer

    I also built a white worm feeder for my mandarin so after he gets full on the baby brine shrimp feeder, he goes into the worm feeder for desert. The ruby reds also go in there when the much larger mandarin leaves.
  19. Paul B

    Tank birthday and I'm a Geezer

    These guys spawned last night which I am happy about, but she still looks pregnant so I assume they will spawn again. Or it could be that they just look like they are spawning and she is not ready. It's hard to tell because they are much smaller than mandarins and I never had these spawn...
  20. Paul B

    Tank birthday and I'm a Geezer

    The new, or I should say, re modeled fixture worked out well. It added 25% more light and a staghorn coral that was croaking, stopped croaking and seems to be recovering slowly. I only had about 100 watts of LED lighting over a 6' tank which is way under lit. Now I have 136 watts of light...
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