Misplaced shipment

[vangvace]

http://cbs3.com/local/body.delivery.pet.2.955444.html

A Philadelphia pet shop expecting a shipment of exotic fish instead received a much more disturbing delivery Tuesday.

Philadelphia Police were called to Pets Plus USA on the Roosevelt Boulevard after reports of a large package containing the body of a man in his 60s.

 

[redfishbluefish]

The usual group of suspects has been round up, but I’m putting my money on the sixline wrasse.

 

[GregW]

Times are tough. He was dying to get a job there.

 

[Hawkeye]

i know jobs are scarce and all - but seriously - can they not find a guy who knows to look for a box that says LIVE FISH all over it? I guess you can't find good help these days?

but redfishbluefish - all I can say is that thank goodness I wasn't drinking anything- as when I read your post it would have gone all over the screen. LMAO.

dang...too slow...now i have to spit up even more reading GregW's post. ROFL.

 

[daveh285]

I feel bad for the lost fish!

 

[GregW]

I feel bad for the lost fish!

any minute now some mortician is gonna come here looking for advice on what to do with his new fish.

 

[GregW]

keep pitching those softballs...

 

[GregW]

dead sea fish?






BOOOOOOOOO!

 

[GregW]

maybe Corpus Cristi? get it? corpse?

Geez! Tough crowd.

 

[daveh285]

The guy had alzheimer's they were susposed to take his body to a lab for study. Now this would be a great time for the Incredible Mr. Limpet ;D

 

[JohnS_323]

It was a "Luca Brasi" hit gone bad. Somehow he got separated from his sleeping partners . . .

 

[RichT]

Your killi fishing me Greg

 

[GregW]

Hey. No need to ha-wrasse me Rich.

 

[GregW]

How much you wanna bet Rich is Googling fish jokes.

Someone told me one the other day but I didn't hear it. I guess I'm becoming hard of herring.

 

[GregW]

tap tap. Hello? Is this thing on? chirp-chirp chirp-chirp

 

[reefsandrotts]

Can you imagine,I wonder is his wife will be "gobying" to pick up her package?

 

[GregW]

Can you imagine,I wonder is his wife will be "gobying" to pick up her package?

that stunk. I've haddock with you!

 

[jimroth]

I think that kind of humor is out of plaice here. I mean, for the love of Cod.

 

[GregW]

I think that kind of humor is out of plaice here. I mean, for the love of Cod.

You're right. It's time for me to clam up.

 

[mkreef]

I hope the LFS owner got "Arrive Alive" insurance from the distributor.