Paul B
NJRC Member
I am so mad at my wife's computer. It runs Windows 11 and it is horrible. Yesterday I almost threw it out the window. We also have one of those printers that comes with like a gallon of ink that lasts for the rest of your life. Of course if you don't use all those colors every week, it clogs and you have to take it apart to un clog it by pouring boiling "Liquid Plumber in it.
My wife wants me to scan a document and E Mail it to someone. I can't get the thing to recognize me even if I open the top and stick my face right on the glass.
I spent 2 hours on it last night until I gave up and will use my computer which never has a problem.
It prints test pages and I have about 18 of them.
It seems (by a computer geek that looked at it) that it was a Windows 10, but Microsoft decided to "upgrade" it to Windows 11 without asking anyone and it lost all our "stuff" or at least put it in places where we can't find it and trust me, I looked all over for it even under the bed.
It's like If I had a 1956 Chevy with a full tank of gas and all my stuff in it including fishing poles, crab traps old copies of "Fresh Water and Marine Aquarium" magazines etc. and General Motors decided I needed an out of gas 2005 Toyota Land Cruiser and threw out all my good stuff and didn't give me an owners manual so I don't even know how to set the clock.
Does Bill Gates sit around all day searching for computers that he can "upgrade" to something that doesn't work just for fun?
What I need is an "Old People's" computer. I want the thing to have a big "On Off" switch right on the front, not a push button with a smily face.
When I turn it on I want it to only go on the stuff I normally go on which for me is still AOL.
I don't want any other choices like Firefox, Aardvark or Emu.
From there I can go to my pictures or E mail because thats all I ever need the thing to do.
Nothing else. I don't need apps, short cuts, financial programs, tips of the day or recipies.
I also don't need a new car, someone to clean my gutters or tell me what my prostate needs to stay healthy. Thank you very much.
Then when I want to print something there should be another switch in the center of my printer that says "ON". Thats all. No password, Wipps, Dipps or chips, no internet connection, bluetooth, service provider or anything else. I just want it to print "exactly what I put into the thing" .
I also don't need to set if it is landscape or portrait. I don't need to know the resolution or contrast.
I don't want to pick the size either. I want it to print exactly what I put into the thing exactly what it looks like when I close the top. In other words, don't ask me anything, just print it.
When it is done, it will go off after I smack it a few times.
"My" computer is a Windows XP. I don't remember how old it is but the case is wood.
Microsoft keeps telling me they no longer support it and thats a big plus. Keep Microsoft far away from my stuff and I won't have any problems.
I have no firewall because I keep a fire extinguisher near by. It works every time with no fanfare.
No crashing, no viruses and no problems. If I want it to print something, I hit "Print"
The thing goes on and pours me out a cup of coffee, asks me how was my way and prints the thing just as it sees it and thats just what I want.
My wife wants me to scan a document and E Mail it to someone. I can't get the thing to recognize me even if I open the top and stick my face right on the glass.
I spent 2 hours on it last night until I gave up and will use my computer which never has a problem.
It prints test pages and I have about 18 of them.
It seems (by a computer geek that looked at it) that it was a Windows 10, but Microsoft decided to "upgrade" it to Windows 11 without asking anyone and it lost all our "stuff" or at least put it in places where we can't find it and trust me, I looked all over for it even under the bed.
It's like If I had a 1956 Chevy with a full tank of gas and all my stuff in it including fishing poles, crab traps old copies of "Fresh Water and Marine Aquarium" magazines etc. and General Motors decided I needed an out of gas 2005 Toyota Land Cruiser and threw out all my good stuff and didn't give me an owners manual so I don't even know how to set the clock.
Does Bill Gates sit around all day searching for computers that he can "upgrade" to something that doesn't work just for fun?
What I need is an "Old People's" computer. I want the thing to have a big "On Off" switch right on the front, not a push button with a smily face.
When I turn it on I want it to only go on the stuff I normally go on which for me is still AOL.
I don't want any other choices like Firefox, Aardvark or Emu.
From there I can go to my pictures or E mail because thats all I ever need the thing to do.
Nothing else. I don't need apps, short cuts, financial programs, tips of the day or recipies.
I also don't need a new car, someone to clean my gutters or tell me what my prostate needs to stay healthy. Thank you very much.
Then when I want to print something there should be another switch in the center of my printer that says "ON". Thats all. No password, Wipps, Dipps or chips, no internet connection, bluetooth, service provider or anything else. I just want it to print "exactly what I put into the thing" .
I also don't need to set if it is landscape or portrait. I don't need to know the resolution or contrast.
I don't want to pick the size either. I want it to print exactly what I put into the thing exactly what it looks like when I close the top. In other words, don't ask me anything, just print it.
When it is done, it will go off after I smack it a few times.
"My" computer is a Windows XP. I don't remember how old it is but the case is wood.
Microsoft keeps telling me they no longer support it and thats a big plus. Keep Microsoft far away from my stuff and I won't have any problems.
I have no firewall because I keep a fire extinguisher near by. It works every time with no fanfare.
No crashing, no viruses and no problems. If I want it to print something, I hit "Print"
The thing goes on and pours me out a cup of coffee, asks me how was my way and prints the thing just as it sees it and thats just what I want.