So my frustration with waiting for sand from premium aquatics boiled over to the point that I got poetic. The guys following the premium group buy thread got a kick out of it. Apparently so did our contact at premium. so here it is.
Its ok....................i might just go to sandy hook and pick up some sand. Sure my fish might develop a couple more eyes and my corals might probably die....but I'll have sand! I don't blame you supra... one day I'll have sand. Just not.. this day.. or lifetime... maybe my son will carry on the legacy and finish the tank...
Waiting for Sand.
Once upon a afternoon Dreary
I tried to order Tropic Eden Sand Clearly
Premium Aquatics did not have any on hand
This unfortunately I could not stand
I've waited long with anxious breath
Would this Sand take it's toll on my health?
I got my tank and finished my stand
but still I did not have my sand.
Sand I say where are you my friend
Will I have you in the end?
This wait I fear I must suspend.
It just may have cost me all my friends.
All I talk of is this Sand.
Something else must take the upper hand.
Many changes are coming my way.
My school of thought might just fade away.
Before I move to my new bund?
Should I just ask for a sandy Refund?
No I say I will wait for my sand to send.
I will wait and count the days on end.
Until finally I meet my sandy friend.
If it does not come before the end of Summer.. what a bummer.
I just hope it comes before Autumn...
At which point I might just freaking go bare-bottom.
The End.
Its ok....................i might just go to sandy hook and pick up some sand. Sure my fish might develop a couple more eyes and my corals might probably die....but I'll have sand! I don't blame you supra... one day I'll have sand. Just not.. this day.. or lifetime... maybe my son will carry on the legacy and finish the tank...
Waiting for Sand.
Once upon a afternoon Dreary
I tried to order Tropic Eden Sand Clearly
Premium Aquatics did not have any on hand
This unfortunately I could not stand
I've waited long with anxious breath
Would this Sand take it's toll on my health?
I got my tank and finished my stand
but still I did not have my sand.
Sand I say where are you my friend
Will I have you in the end?
This wait I fear I must suspend.
It just may have cost me all my friends.
All I talk of is this Sand.
Something else must take the upper hand.
Many changes are coming my way.
My school of thought might just fade away.
Before I move to my new bund?
Should I just ask for a sandy Refund?
No I say I will wait for my sand to send.
I will wait and count the days on end.
Until finally I meet my sandy friend.
If it does not come before the end of Summer.. what a bummer.
I just hope it comes before Autumn...
At which point I might just freaking go bare-bottom.
The End.