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You know your a reefer when...............

NyteGTI

NyteGTI

Empire said:
When your girlfriends friends say to her "is he actually going to the fish store? What can he possibly be doing at a fish friends house? Is he actually going to a fish friends house? Just imagine if he was lying to you."
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lol nice one
 
Zippy69

Zippy69

Your tank is in your bedroom, it's 11pm, wife's asleep and tank lights are out. You, for some unknown reason decide to move corals, some on purpose and as a result some by accident. While holding a pen light in your mouth gluing colonies down you suddenly realize that somehow glue got on the light which is now glued to your lower lip and chin. To top it off you have not shaved in 2 days!
 
dan_k

dan_k

Zippy69 said:
Your tank is in your bedroom, it's 11pm, wife's asleep and tank lights are out. You, for some unknown reason decide to move corals, some on purpose and as a result some by accident. While holding a pen light in your mouth gluing colonies down you suddenly realize that somehow glue got on the light which is now glued to your lower lip and chin. To top it off you have not shaved in 2 days!
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Wow lol have not been there.......... Yet
 
jgraz

jgraz

Zippy69 said:
Your tank is in your bedroom, it's 11pm, wife's asleep and tank lights are out. You, for some unknown reason decide to move corals, some on purpose and as a result some by accident. While holding a pen light in your mouth gluing colonies down you suddenly realize that somehow glue got on the light which is now glued to your lower lip and chin. To top it off you have not shaved in 2 days!
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Oh my. I think you have won my friend.
 
redfishbluefish

redfishbluefish

Officer Emeritus
Officer Emeritus
Zippy69 said:
Your tank is in your bedroom, it's 11pm, wife's asleep and tank lights are out. You, for some unknown reason decide to move corals, some on purpose and as a result some by accident. While holding a pen light in your mouth gluing colonies down you suddenly realize that somehow glue got on the light which is now glued to your lower lip and chin. To top it off you have not shaved in 2 days!
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This is funny! I'd pay to see a picture of that unshaven man with a flashlight glued to his lip and wondering how he's getting back in bed with the tubular piece of metal protruding from his mouth. :grin:
 
NikkiT

NikkiT

You know the LFS number. Both of them, including the unlisted one. And you get excited when they call you, because it is going to be something really really cool, bu you also get that sinking feeling in your stomach thinking about how you have already spent the monthly tank budget. . . But whatever the store is calling about is going to be really cool.
 
Daniel

Daniel

Officer Emeritus
Officer Emeritus
NikkiT said:
You know the LFS number. Both of them, including the unlisted one. And you get excited when they call you, because it is going to be something really really cool, bu you also get that sinking feeling in your stomach thinking about how you have already spent the monthly tank budget. . . But whatever the store is calling about is going to be really cool.
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Now tell the truth there numbers are before Mike number.
 
NikkiT

NikkiT

Daniel said:
Now tell the truth there numbers are before Mike number.
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LOL!

The truth is that the fish store in question usually calls his cell phone, not mine, and he recognizes the numbers too :)
The other two stores are "in" our phones as the stores. . . and both of them send group text messages- I think they learned it from each other.
 
JurseyDvlJoe

JurseyDvlJoe

MatteZ said:
What about when you tell your wife that you met this guy on the internet and you are going over to his house? "Yean, I met the dude on the internet. we are going to hang out. I need to bring some cash & a cooler with me."
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ROFLMAO!


..... When you spend more time aquascaping your tank, then you do landscaping your yard.
 
Classklown90

Classklown90

You know you're a reefer (also pretty stupid) when you are sniping ebay auctions on your way home from work...guilty

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Empire

Empire

When you tell the gf you can't go out bc you need to cut costs and save cash, then you spend $1350 on new lights.
 
fisheye

fisheye

NJRC Member
When your realtor calls you and says that he found your dream house because there is a good spot for the fish tank. :D
 
Rwc

Rwc

Or...the turkey baster is missing from the kitchen because its been repurposed as tank equipment
 
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