You might want to read this because of high concentration of this in our tanks

[mladencovic]

Ban Dihydrogen Monoxide!


Dihydrogen monoxide is colorless, odorless, tasteless, and kills uncounted thousands of people every year. Most of these deaths are caused by accidental inhalation of DHMO, but the dangers of dihydrogen monoxide do not end there. Prolonged exposure to its solid form causes severe tissue damage. Symptoms of DHMO ingestion can include excessive sweating and urination, and possibly a bloated feeling, nausea, vomiting and body electrolyte imbalance. For those who have become dependent, DHMO withdrawal means certain death.

Dihydrogen monoxide:

• is also known as hydroxyl acid, and is the major component of acid rain.
• contributes to the "greenhouse effect."
• may cause severe burns.
• contributes to the erosion of our natural landscape.
• accelerates corrosion and rusting of many metals.
• may cause electrical failures and decreased effectiveness of automobile brakes.
• has been found in excised tumors of terminal cancer patients.

Contamination Is Reaching Epidemic Proportions!

Quantities of dihydrogen monoxide have been found in almost every stream, lake, and reservoir in America today. But the pollution is global, and the contaminant has even been found in Antarctic ice. DHMO has caused millions of dollars of property damage in the midwest, and recently California.

Despite the danger, dihydrogen monoxide is often used:

• as an industrial solvent and coolant.
• in nuclear power plants.
• in the production of styrofoam.
• as a fire retardant.
• in many forms of cruel animal research.
• in the distribution of pesticides. Even after washing, produce remains contaminated by this chemical.
• as an additive in certain "junk-foods" and other food products.

Companies dump waste DHMO into rivers and the ocean, and nothing can be done to stop them because this practice is still legal. The impact on wildlife is extreme, and we cannot afford to ignore it any longer!

The Horror Must Be Stopped!

The American government has refused to ban the production, distribution, or use of this damaging chemical due to its "importance to the economic health of this nation." In fact, the navy and other military organizations are conducting experiments with DHMO, and designing multi-billion dollar devices to control and utilize it during warfare situations. Hundreds of military research facilities receive tons of it through a highly sophisticated underground distribution network. Many store large quantities for later use.

 

[Phyl]

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[kathainbowen]

Mladen, how is this in our tanks? Is this something we introduce? A byproduct? It looks like a manufacturing waste product...

Good question, but I'm more intrigued at how it has uses in "cult rituals," as according to the dhmo.org FAQ.

???

*head scratching*






Oh..... *snicker* Oh, mladencovic.... you devilish rascall. Can't believe I didn't see that earlier!

*giggle* I suppose I should especially watch out for the people who peddle a dehydrated version of it, too, right?

 

[Phyl]

D'oh... I'm so glad not to be alone.

 

[kathainbowen]

D'oh... I'm so glad not to be alone.

*hug*

 

[Brian]

Ok, I'm totally lost...

 

[RichT]

me too!

Zoom, right over my head.

Can someone draw me a picture? Please use crayons.

 

[panmanmatt]

Re: You might want to read this because of high concentration of this in our tan

Think about it. Di hydrogen Mono oxide is what?

 

[RichT]

D'oh.....
I have an excuse!
I use to sleep through chem class.

 

[htkdkid]

what? i guess i should have listen in chemistry also.

 

[GregW]

Re: You might want to read this because of high concentration of this in our tan

Green is in! DHMO is out! I'm off to drain my tanks...

 

[monsterfishkeeper]

I'm lost ???

 

[ReeferNets]

Where is this coming from in our tanks?

I can only see a problem if you use water directly from the ocean?

I dont know if i should be scared or not.

 

[JohnS_323]

The sad fact that they didn't report is that the world is covered in almost 80% DHMO. I think I'm gonna drink a big ole glass of it when I get home tonight.

 

[GregW]

I think I'm gonna drink a big ole glass of it when I get home tonight.

No need to do yourself in, John.

 

[Hawkeye]

Re: You might want to read this because of high concentration of this in our tan

Clue for those not up to chemistry...

It is solid at 0 degrees celsius.

This post is indeed a sneaky one!!!

Good thing kevin costner didn't use it in his horrible movie...

Dihydrogen Monoxide World!

 

[JohnS_323]

Re: You might want to read this because of high concentration of this in our tan

Good thing kevin costner didn't use it in his horrible movie...

Dihydrogen Monoxide World!

Horrible movie? HORRIBLE MOVIE! I can't believe you thought it was that good!

 

[Hawkeye]

Re: You might want to read this because of high concentration of this in our tan

LOL - well I couldn't think of another movie with Dihydrogen Monoxide in the title...

At least I can kinda figure out the plot to that movie - unlike M. Night Shyamalan's Lady in the Dihydrogen Monoxide.

I can barely pronounce the directors name let alone spell it (good ole google).

 

[GregW]

Re: You might want to read this because of high concentration of this in our tan

My kids keep asking me to take them to see that new movie - "The Dihydrogen Monoxide Horse"

 

[RichT]

Re: You might want to read this because of high concentration of this in our tan

"Lady in the Dihydrogen Monoxide"

Who do I see about getting the time back I wasted watching that .......... effort?