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A big city New York lawyer went duck hunting in rural Texas. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field on the other side of a fence. As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer drove up on his tractor and asked him what he was doing. The litigator responded, "I...

I thought it was my brand new and tiny 3/4" filefish as I couldn't find him for a couple of days. Then I fed the tank worms and there he was all happy and all so I have no idea what that dried up fish was but I do occasionally find a fish in there that I haven't seen in months or years. I know...

I have the bubbles coming out of it but when they leave I have to remove it because my lights get covered in salt creep. :confused:

This time of the year I like to remember all the kids who don't have it as good as most kids. There are so many very sick kids in hospitals who won't be home for Christmas and many never make it home. Way to many of them are infants who were born from drug addict parents and are going through...

My Grand Kids are coming over so I put in the bubbler sunken ship they gave me for Christmas 5 years ago because they look for it whenever they visit. :beaming-face-with-smiling-eyes:

Boehmtown, I actually built one of those slightly different. Mine is the same as my regular feeder but much larger and there is a small trickle of water that flows into it to keep the eggs aerated. The water in ther gets funky very quick if you don't add some water. I also added a dry food...

Unfortunately, it's me. :oops:

I got a text this morning that read: Hello, this is Karen. "The $8,750.00 we owed you has been paid back and will be going back into your bank account" I texted back and said: "You know Karen, you have been so nice, why don't you keep it. Maybe go out to dinner and have a nice Pino Grigio." I...

Today my Gyre pump was making noise so I took the thing apart and found the problem. These brittle stars must have gotten in there and were having a hoedown making a racket. I talked them into going back in my tank if they remained quiet. Then I figured I would remove some sponge which...

When I moved here almost 5 years ago I had a Handicapped elevator installed. I went in there yesterday in a pouring rain and the thing is full of water and that elevator is not an outdoor machine and is not supposed to get wet. I opened up the top door while the car was down and saw that the...

So for two days I haven,t seem my favorite fish. This fan tail file. I crawled around the back of the tank with a flashlight and there he was. Dead. He seemed to have gotten stuck in the tube that goes along the back bottom of my tank to feed one of the undergravel filter plates. It starts...

Oh yeah, they can "help" a whole lot. :oops:

Morning walks are great. I go early to see the sunrises. These were yesterday.

So yesterday I broke my 2 front teeth. One is a temp until an implant sets so he took a cap off the next one and had a temp made of the two teeth. Of course it broke in half leaving a vertical, dagger that is sharp as a razor and it is cutting into my lip. I think it's a law that these things...

I found this on this thread from 2014: We did actually downsize and move to a condo. We also did take some long cruises on our boat and much larger boats on a river through Europe. I don't use Clorox any longer in my new water because I have a much better source for water now and I forgot that...

You also Diana. I can always count on you to read my dribble on here. :D On wednesday we went to City Island off the Bronx. It is an old, small Island full of sea food restaurants. We used to go there by boat all the time. Greta, our Grand Daughter loves crab, so we got her some. She...

Dear Ma and Pa, I am well. Hope you are. Tell Brother Walt and Brother Elmer the Marine Corps beats working for old man Minch by a mile. Tell them to join up quick before all of the places are filled. I was restless at first because you get to stay in bed till nearly 5 a.m. But I am getting so...

Diana, Greta is 10 years old now and is into make up and shoes. She is a real Girly Girl but will be a real force to contend with when she is in her teens and I am glad I don't have to raise her. I went through that once, thats enough. :oo: My wife takes her to the outlets where she gets...

I hope everyone has a great Thanksgiving :D We are going out tonight to City Island which is a small Island off the Bronx which is all sea food restaurants and is famous for that. I will have my traditional clams for a pre Thanksgiving feast. :) Then to the Grand Kids in lower Manhattan...

I cancelled my eyelid surgeon today. I don't trust the guy and will find someone else, maybe a Veterinarian, horse doctor or Dr. Korvorkian The office called me to ask why I cancelled. I told them I don't want my eyelid sewed closed, then wait two weeks to get it fixed. I got a different...