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  1. Paul B

    Tank birthday and I'm a Geezer

    So yesterday my wife tells me we have to go to a dermatologist for a skin check. She is very worried about skin for some reason like many people here worry about ich. So we go for this skin thing and the both of us go into this room together and are sitting there looking at the bad art on the...
  2. Paul B

    Tank birthday and I'm a Geezer

    Majano Wands? Yes but I don't make them. I gave the company away years ago and I get royalties. I still own the patent though. The thing is still selling very well. Who knew there were that many majanoes in the world. I think maybe people are using them in the ocean. :) Do you see this...
  3. Paul B

    Tank birthday and I'm a Geezer

    I don't know. I can see them. Did you pay your electric bill?
  4. Paul B

    Tank birthday and I'm a Geezer

    I didn't realize there even was a topic in my thread. :biggrin:
  5. Paul B

    Tank birthday and I'm a Geezer

    I don't know. Maybe a Vampire took them. :oops:
  6. Paul B

    Tank birthday and I'm a Geezer

    I actually don't know how to respond that so I will keep my mouth shut. :oops:
  7. Paul B

    Tank birthday and I'm a Geezer

    From a long time ago. Thinking outside the box Unfortunately there is this box. It is very comfortable and warm inside the box which is why almost everyone wants to stay and think inside the box. People inside the box all have much of the same ideas and ways of thinking and oddly enough many...
  8. Paul B

    Tank birthday and I'm a Geezer

    MadReefer, I also always did that and I pull out the chair for her in restaurants. Now of course I really have to hold the car door for her because I have to lift her leg so she can get in the car. I think many men today have no opposite sex skills which is why so many people can't stay...
  9. Paul B

    Tank birthday and I'm a Geezer

    Diana, I will enroll him in the class. :p But 32 years isn't to shabby. My wife is out walking now. She walks with a walker now and I am sure she is walking too far and will get tired. I will drive to where I think she is to see if she would like a ride home. She won't ask because she wants...
  10. Paul B

    Tank birthday and I'm a Geezer

    As I said a number of times, I have been married for almost half a century and I realize many people can't seem to find happiness with their relationship. I have a few tips that have worked for me. This morning like all mornings I went for my 2 mile walk/jog. I make my wife breakfast every day...
  11. Paul B

    Tank birthday and I'm a Geezer

    My wife wanted to go down the steps to the beach today. That is easy for some even though it is 176 steep steps. She didn't make it all the way but I am very proud of her for trying. Because of MS she can't move her right leg at all, not even a 16th of an inch and can't take a step without a...
  12. Paul B

    Tank birthday and I'm a Geezer

    I just went into a supermarket for eggs. There was only one person ahead of me and it was a man. The salesclerk and the man were talking about another cashier and how slow she was. In the meantime a woman came up on line in back of me and she said to the guy behind the register: "Hey. lets...
  13. Paul B

    Tank birthday and I'm a Geezer

    I have very little patience. The VA tells me that is because of PTSD. I don't know. But I really don't like to wait in lines. If there are 2 cars in front of me at a gas station, I go to another one no matter how much the gas is. If I walk through a supermarket and there is long lines, I...
  14. Paul B

    Tank birthday and I'm a Geezer

    Last night I spoke at LIRA (Long Island Reefers Assn.) The treasurer asked me to meet him at the Applebees in Commack. I got there at 6:30 and waited for 40 minutes. It started to rain. I didn't have his phone number or know what he looked like. Eventually he called me to ask where I was. I...
  15. Paul B

    Tank birthday and I'm a Geezer

    Jamie, good Idea. I still surprise my wife with a night at a B&B or I bring her flowers. Surprise her with something occasionally. There are a few things that make for a happy long lived marriage. My wife and I are still best friends, we hang out together, make fun of each other and are...
  16. Paul B

    Tank birthday and I'm a Geezer

    Thank you Jamie and Diana. My wife kept the wine glasses we drank from on our wedding and brings them every anniversary to the restaurant so we toast from them. :biggrin:
  17. Paul B

    Tank birthday and I'm a Geezer

    Good Morning. Today is my wedding anniversary. 49 years married to my childhood sweetheart who I met when she was 12. No, I didn't date her then because I am not a Perv contrary to popular opinion. I was going out with her older cousin because I am 6 years older than my wife. She wrote me...
  18. Paul B

    Tank birthday and I'm a Geezer

    There is a reason I have been happily married for almost 50 years. I make my wife breakfast every day and today I also picked her some flowers on my morning jog/walk/meander. Anyone want to call me a Sissy? :cool:
  19. Paul B

    Tank birthday and I'm a Geezer

    I sent that video to my Captain who was there with me. He is a retired Brigadier General now and a few years older than me. He said I was there on Snuffy twice but must have left for 3 days to go to another firebase. That guy remembers everything and I barely remember getting drafted...
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